Rankel + Sand Reaper

Workout Date: July 4 at 8:30am

Because after Rankel, you don’t need a second barbell—you need a shovel.

This Friday, Sand & Steel is turning up the heat with a patriotic dose of pain.
We’re honoring fallen Marine Sgt. John Rankel with a benchmark Hero WOD that demands grit, pacing, and raw effort. But that’s just the beginning.

Immediately after, those bold enough can take on The Sand Reaper—a Challenger workout built from sandbags, shuttle runs, and sheer willpower. Together, they deliver one of the most intense, well-rounded, and devilishly satisfying training sessions we’ve programmed all year.

💣 Highlights:

  • Full-body fatigue from hinge-heavy movements and grip grinders
  • Odd-object conditioning that builds real-world strength
  • A themed challenge with an Evil Satisfaction Score of 57/60

💥 Expect to test your limits. Compete with your friends. And walk out stronger.

Read the full breakdown, movement prep, coaching cues, and evil-themed scoring inside 👉

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Devil’s Chip List

Workout Date: July 6 at 9AM

What happens when you give a coach 90 minutes, a devilish chipper, and an appetite for total-body domination? You get The Devil’s Chip List—a workout forged in sweat, science, and sadistic brilliance.

In this special long-form class, we break down why this isn’t just a workout—it’s a complete training experience. From prehab and priming to a brutal yet balanced chipper and a recovery cooldown worthy of a yoga retreat, this session delivers on every front.

In our full analysis, we dive into:

  • The top strengths that make this class a coaching goldmine
  • Weaknesses to watch (yes, even evil has limits)
  • Category scores across functionality, challenge, fun, and more
  • Final verdict: 9.1/10 – A premium long-form coaching experience

💀 Curious if you’re ready to survive The Devil’s Chip List?
Read the full breakdown and see why we call this the most complete class design we’ve ever unleashed…

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Snatch and Burn

Workout Date: June 29, 2025

Think you’ve got what it takes to handle the heat? 🏋️‍♂️💀
This 12-minute AMRAP is loaded with power snatches, bar-facing burpees, and wall balls—the unholy trinity of CrossFit suffering.

We asked Dr. DOMS himself to analyze the workout… and let’s just say, he’s very pleased with your upcoming misery. 😈

➡️ Check out the full villainous breakdown, pacing tips, and mobility guide
➡️ Come prepared or be prepared to cry mid-burpee

📲 Read the evil analysis now.

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Execution Engine

Workout Date: June 27, 2025

Brave warriors, the path to glory lies not in comfort, but in conquest. In our latest blog post, we unveil a workout forged in fire—tested and analyzed by the might of experience and the wisdom of preparation.

From the single-armed trials of kettlebell mastery to the relentless charge of thrusters and the final test of the core, this workout is no mere training—it is a rite of passage.

⚔️ Will you rise to the call? Or fall before the fifth round?

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